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November 22, 2008

Let Detroit FALL

Filed under: Current Affairs — mahout @ 12:14 pm

2009 will turn out to be a transformational year for the nation and the rest of the world. Nobody doubts that the problems facing both are dire; the question of the day is, are they intractable problems? Are things utterly hopeless?

Ever the optimist, I think not. I believe in humanity’s, and particularly Americans’, ability to mobilize, although it takes a swift kick in the ass in the form of a crisis for this to happen. I am beginning to think that this is the way of human nature. I certainly know it’s been the case in my own personal life: I can only pack suitcases on the very day of a big trip; I can only finish assignments for school the night before the deadline. Sure, I’ve tried packing early or writing research papers early; the issue is that the quality and effort simply will not be there.

Unfortunately for us, we are the confluence of multiple crises, any or all of which could become intractable in a hurry. So although a crisis may have been what the doctor ordered, we will be tested on our ability to multi-task our way through. I predict we are going to stumble through limping, but the key point here is that we will make it through. The need of the hour more than anything is confidence; fortunately for us, President-Elect Barack Obama has that specific attribute in spades. Confidence in the economy, in our military, in democracy, in our leaders, and in each other is the only reason we will make it through the tough times.

Below is the first in a rundown of what I think are the biggest crises facing us, and what the new Obama administration must do to mitigate them.

Big Three Car Manufacturers on their Knees. It continues to upset me that GM, Ford, and Chrysler can produce inferior vehicles and expect the government to bail them out. Their cars are worse in every way: reliability, fuel economy, style, safety, and engineering. Like Michael Moore said recently, directed at the management of the Big 3: “Go to a Toyota showroom and just drive one around the block. Just one.” He’s right, of course. If executives in Detroit took an even cursory glance at what’s going on around the world, they would realize that they are getting their tailpipes bent over by foreigners not because of the credit crunch, but because other countries around the world are making better cars.

I’m of mixed opinion on how to proceed. On the one hand, I know that if the government pays up $25 billion to the Big 3, it will be like pissing in the wind, throwing good money after bad, as I so often witness government doing at all levels. The guys in charge are not going to stop making junk cars. Their sales are not going to improve against the Hondas, Volkswagens, Toyotas, and Tatas of the world in the future. American manufacturers have gotten lazy and depended on the government protecting them through tariffs and subsidies and bailouts in the past. Why not expect more handouts? Wouldn’t another one just come along down the assembly line from Uncle Sam anyway? That’s what I’d do if I were one of them, and then I’d ride my corporate jet back to Detroit, too: because I’d be living in an artificial bubble of reality with my $25 million paycheck. On the other hand, I am concerned about the potential bankruptcies because of the ripple effects it will have on the economy.

If plants shut down and 30,000 people at a blow are laid off, we will survive. We’re watching the investment banks do that right now. However, what concerns me is that each of those jobs represents multiples of that number of livelihoods in terms of support services: the suppliers who provide the tires and brakes and engines and headlights; the bars and restaurants where auto workers go after work for a beer and a burger; the shopping malls and movie theaters; and the dealerships and auto repair garages who need a steady stream of new car sales to keep their shops running. This so-called ripple effect will be felt from Taiwan to Texas. Unless.

Unless the core principles of international trade are to be believed: separation of specialties between countries is a good thing. Let Japan and Korea and Germany make cars. We’ll buy them, and sell back Britney Spears songs and Google software- focused on things we are good at doing, like pop music and hi-tech entrepreneurship. And everyone will buy champagne from France to celebrate in the meantime. International trade tells us this is the optimum use of resources for everyone globally in the long run. Mr. Obama and Congress: let the Big 3 fall on their bankrupt asses unless they can innovate themselves out of it like 99% of businesses in America and around the world are expected to do. Just because they’re gigantic should not make us throw out the economics textbooks. Let the assets and employees get re-purposed toward making things we really need, like light rail systems, monorails, bridge reconstruction, hybrid car batteries, etc. I’m all for spending that money, Washington.

November 14, 2008

Obama Won’t be First Black President

Filed under: Current Affairs — mahout @ 2:02 pm
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One question that really matters today, and in my opinion will determine if Obama can pull things off, is what America might be like under an Obama administration in power in Washington?  Much will be said about America’s first black president being the head of our government; however, in the consciousness of many Americans and foreigners, there have already been numerous black presidents before thanks to popular culture.  I’m talking about fiction, of course.

There are several examples in recent memory, running the gamut from satire and action to drama.  Actor Chris Rock played a black president in Head of State, a movie that focused largely on ghetto culture and humor.  Dennis Haysbert played a tough-guy black President Palmer in the action series 24.  And Morgan Freeman rode his regal bearing to the box office as the black president in the film Deep Impact about a meteor hurtling towards the earth.  

All of these only offered superficial insights into what it would mean for America to have a black president.  Decades earlier, the author Irving Wallace dug far deeper into the psyche of America and wrote 766 fictional pages about what could happen to us under a black president in his best-selling novel from 1964, The Man.  I found out that the book was turned into a Hollywood movie starring James Earl Jones as President Dilman, but I’m sure the book is better, as is usually the case.  It should be noted that 1964 was the year that Congress passed the watershed Civil Rights Act that still shapes most of the laws on equality in place to this day.  Curiously, few “pundits” are talking about this story that still has so much relevance today, as we stand on the cusp of Obama’s potential inauguration in January.  That is really too bad.  The only reason I even heard of The Man myself was because my father read the novel and was fascinated by it as a medical school student in 1960’s India, well before he had ever been to America: an early globalization story for you.  It is revealing that people like my father have opinions about Obama’s candidacy that were largely shaped by this novel that was read in a third-world country a long time ago.

The Man is still interesting to read because it clearly renders both what is the same about America today, and also how much things have changed since 1963, when the novel was mostly drafted.  The president in Wallace’s novel, Douglass Dilman, came to power by freak accident, when a building collapsed in Europe and killed the well-loved WASP president and several of his advisors, as well as the House Speaker.  The Vice-President had died of natural causes and was buried just 10 days before that.  So the presidency, by default, fell to Mr. Douglass Dilman, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, installed by his party to be the black poster boy for a supposedly high-minded legislative body.  

In many ways, 1963 America was a very different place from 2008 America.  Obviously, John F. Kennedy had been assassinated that year, and the parallel to the President who was killed in the opening chapters of The Man could be easily drawn.  In reality as in fiction, the nation went through shock at the death of a beloved leader, and begrudgingly accepted the reality of a sudden replacement.  However Douglass Dilman was no LBJ, who himself had run for President, let alone a Barack Obama who is chomping at the presidential bit.  Dilman only accepted the presidency unwillingly because he was clearly next in the line of succession as written in the Constitution, and the very thought of being President gave him nothing but terror throughout the book.  Contrast that with Obama, who many accuse of near-delusional ambitions far exceeding his Washington experience, and that despite a young age, he did not “wait his turn” as called for by the code of party machine politics.  

It became clear as the book went on why Dilman was such a deliberately hesitant leader.  His very ascension in itself was inadvertently dangerous to the country.  When Dilman became president, violent race-fueled riots became the norm.  Whites rioted because there was an inferior “nigger” in power over them, who they felt could not be intelligent enough to lead, who they feared would embrace African nations to the peril of US national security, who would ram through a black-focused policy agenda, and would install a black cabinet after sacking the WASP friends of the previous president.  Members of Congress and the mainstream media openly decried the outrage of allowing a black man to rule.  Meanwhile, radical black groups chafed because Dilman was not “black enough:” he didn’t support militant tactics or left-wing black culture.  Every move and decision that Dilman ever made as the president was partly shaped by his noble desire to mitigate civil unrest in the splintering nation.  Still, his meek manner and constant double-guessing made me feel like impatiently slapping him at numerous junctures in the novel.  

I doubt we will see riots when Obama is nominated, or as a response to his policy positions.  But sadly, a more watered-down version of the 1963 racial narrative still exists in America today.  Some whites feel Obama simply isn’t fit to be president because he is dark-skinned.  The difference today, 45 years later than The Man’s time, is that it isn’t socially acceptable to be openly racist in most parts.  On the other hand, some blacks today think Obama just isn’t black enough to speak for them- especially the older cabal of civil rights leaders represented by the would-be nut-cutter Jesse Jackson.  An older black man I know calls Obama an “Uncle Tom,” that insulting reference reserved for the lowliest form of minority political ladder-climber, who uses his skin color rather than merit to advance in a whitewashed establishment.  This moniker has been applied to other blacks prominent in government, including former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell, Justice Clarence Thomas, and Secretary of State Condi Rice.  In my opinion, the label does not apply to Obama, who did not openly play the race card to advance himself.  On the other hand, polls seem to show more Americans are wary of electing someone of McCain’s age than they are of a black, which may turn out to be a bigger problem than the racial pressures on Obama from the fringe blacks and whites combined.

Luckily, Obama will not have to jump through the hoops that Dilman did.  Dilman had a romantic relationship with a half-black lady that he was forced to keep top-secret for political reasons, simply because of her mixed blood.  He had a light-skinned daughter who disowned the family, changed her identity, and pretended to be white in a horribly undercover life. Even more tellingly, Dilman was averse to the concept of having even one black musician among many performing at his first official White House state dinner for fear that it would be construed as the beginnings of a black takeover of government.  Although his feelings on these matters angered me, both would come to be viewed by bigoted whites exactly as Dilman feared.  His secret relationship, and the black entertainers who innocently played at his first state dinner, were both used against him later in an impeachment trial.  I hope these reactions would be unimaginable today, although it would certainly politically behoove President Obama not to engage all black hip-hop acts for the entertainment at his inauguration.  That message would not be well-received.

A few touchy subjects arise from the pressures described above in President Dilman’s day.  The fictional Turnerite group, roughly equivalent to the Black Panthers, was jilted because he refused to help them out of legal trouble when they were accused of violent criminal acts including the kidnapping and murder of a Southern judge who ruled against them in a controversial court case.  A splinter Turnerite member who rejected the group’s directive to lay low, attempted a bold assassination attempt in the White House Rose Garden which very nearly succeeded.  Making matters worse for President Dilman was that his son was a clandestine member of the Turnerites, which the group tried to use as political leverage.  Ironically, the assassination attempt was directly connected to the disgruntlement of the Secret Service’s top agent, a decorated war veteran who was passed up for a deserved promotion by a less-qualified black agent, a move made by the Chief of Secret Service to curry favor with the boss.  The white agent, Otto Beggs, had been lured into taking the day off by the would-be assassin’s pretty young sister. The expectation was of a sexual affair for its own sake, and once he found out the seduction was a trap to remove him from the President’s side, Beggs rushed to the White House just in time to kill the assassin and take the bullet meant to slay the President. Contrast this with today’s headlines in 2008: the Secret Service, which has been tasked with protecting both Obama and McCain, is under fire after 10 black agents have filed an EEO class action, on the very basis of violations of Section VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.  Black agents are claiming they are being passed over for promotions which they clearly deserved in favor of white candidates.  This is quite a story considering that the bar to the Presidency may be made even lower for blacks than the alleged bar for certain Secret Service promotions.

For Dilman the impeachment trial later commenced behind massive public support, with bigoted Southern white Congressmen leading the charge.  The catalyst was Congressman Zeke Miller, who also was a media magnate who ran a bigoted right-wing propaganda machine, with characters who walked and talked exactly like Sean Hannity or Bill O’Reilly.  When FOX anchors call Obama’s innocent fist-bump with his wife a “terrorist” gesture, or falsely claim that Obama attended a madrassa school, it bears shocking resemblance to the fictional Zeke Miller’s reporters writing that Dilman was having an affair with a communist spy, or that he was an alcoholic, which people found feasible largely because of his skin color.

The articles of impeachment were a thinly veiled attempt to charge Dilman for the crime of being black.  Of course, there isn’t a chance in Hell that such an action could take place in the Congress of today.  America’s tolerance on race has changed measurably for the better; if Congress attempted to commence an impeachment with even a minor allusion to race, the public would create a huge backlash against it.  In fact, we have seen this reality in play at a trial before: race is a big reason why O.J. Simpson was able to walk free in 1994; people injected the race card into the proceedings.  That too, in the same town that was still healing from the Rodney King race riots.  Many commentators have even written that whites vote for Obama out of “white guilt”- the concept that the persecution blacks suffered under our ancestors such as the despicable white characters in The Man could be undone by supporting a minority candidacy.  

Another similarity between Dilman and Obama is the suspicion of their conduct in foreign policy, although for different reasons.  People accused Dilman of favoritism toward Africa, especially embodied in his decision to send American troops to protect a fictional African country named Baraza against a USSR-supported insurgent army.  The military chafed under his commands to mobilize an all-white elite force in an all-black continent.  But Dilman’s objective was to secure a U.S. ally in the Cold War, not to prop up a regime just because it was black.  Obama faces exactly the same problem today: although there is no Cold War, there is a War on Terror, and with a Muslim middle name Hussein, some Americans fear that Obama will play favorites in the Middle East, to the detriment of US security.  This is just as absurd as the charges against Dilman in relation to Africa.  Such sentiments display a blatant ignorance of Obama’s views on foreign policy, and the complexities of Islam in the Middle East.  One can be against the invasion of Iraq without being sympathetic to Islamic fundamentalism, especially because the two issues aren’t exactly the same.  What this exposes is Obama’s challenge on two fronts due to his minority status: he must overcome anti-black sentiment as well as anti-Islamic sentiment, though his agenda is neither geared specifically towards blacks or Muslims.  Luckily for him, it is almost exactly the same small bigoted minority of Americans who would not vote for him because he’s black, who would also not do so if they thought he was Muslim.

Ultimately the story of how much America has changed since Irving Wallace wrote The Man over 40 years ago is an uplifting one.  With a few exceptions, the country has changed for the better in most ways when it comes to the treatment of minorities.  The passage and enforcement by our government of the Civil Rights Act deserves much of the credit for this.  In many ways, Obama’s viability is a reflection of how far we have come.  It is quite apparent that Obama’s star will rise or fall not on the color of his skin, but on the content of his character.  And that is all Martin Luther King, Jr. asked for, and that is all we should ask for as Americans of our next president.

November 6, 2008

New York’s Tastiest Morsels

Filed under: Food — mahout @ 6:08 pm

New York City is amazing to behold. Since the 1600’s it has served as the biggest gateway into America from every other part of the world. This is borne out in the most delicious way, when it comes to food. Below I have outlined just a few of my favorite New York dishes in what I expect will be the first in a series of food criticisms. Keep in mind, I do not praise other people’s food lightly, because I consider myself an excellent cook, and 99% of the dishes I have ever eaten at an NYC restaurant, I feel that I can make better for myself in the comfort of my own kitchen. Yes I’m cocky, but it’s also a bit of a curse: my shrimp ceviche crushes anything that’s commercially available, my eggplant parmigiana is far superior to anything you could find in Little Italy or the five boroughs surrounding it, and don’t even get me started on any sort of Indian curry. To fully enjoy these things, I have to go through the long effort to make them myself. Don’t feel bad for me or anything.

Keep in mind that the best food in New York isn’t available at the ultra-pricey $200 per head New York eateries, which never fail to serve you tiny and unfulfillingly bland portions of food prepared by the minions of the celebrity chef who is usually off drinking somewhere, milking his fame to pick up impressionable young girls at a nearby bar (”OMG I saw that guy on Food Network in July!”). Plus, you never go wrong with the following mantra: if your food is being prepared by illegal immigrants toiling at some hole in the wall, it is going to taste pretty damn good, by law. It’s either make good food or get kicked out of the country. And who wants to wear a suit to a night out for really good food? If you have to dress up with a jacket from the restaurant’s wardrobe, there’s a guarantee that the food can’t be all that much fun to eat.

Not so with the following all-star lineup of New York dishes:

If the Gods above were to sit down to a meal, they would order this as their appetizer. As long as they weren’t vegetarians. The pork chop on shrimp toast at the top-notch Vietnamese pho house, Pho Bang right on Mott Street near where Chinatown hugs Little Italy serves up this unbelievable dish, a complex orchestra of flavors, in groups of 8 for less than a dollar each. The premise is simple: take a small, well-marinated piece of grilled pork chop, in the signature sweet and spicy flavor that the Vietnamese do so well (Lord, they know what to do with a pig!), place that on a broad rice noodle, and then place that atop an inch-and-a-half wide shrimp chip. Sprinkle it with tiny pieces of dried garlic and onion and crushed peanuts. Serve with fresh mint, fresh lettuce, two types of hot sauce, fish sauce laced with carrot and shallots, and hoisin sauce. Voila- the Gods are ready to eat! It’s a bit interactive- you take the lettuce, wrap it around the pork/noodle/toast, throw a leaf or two of mint on there, and flavor it to taste with the thick sauces; then dip the whole thing in the watery fish sauce. For that minimum of crispy, crunchy, tingly, and soft effort the tastiest appetizer in New York ensues. Side note: the grandest irony is that I don’t go there for the pho, which is a typical breakfast noodle soup with different beef parts that boil for many hours, with bean sprouts and other goodies thrown in with the cow intestines, stomach, and tongue. All my Asian friends swear by it- I just don’t like the concept. Luckily there are other good entrees to eat- but you come running for the flavor burst from the pork chop on shrimp chip. And you leave each time wondering how you paid so little for such good food.

It is appropriate that 69th Street in Queens serves up a mean 6-inch lamb or chicken kabab (sorry, that joke was just a little out of line). Go to Sunshine at Northern Boulevard, a friendly little Pakistani hole in the wall that makes ridiculous kebabs for less than a few bucks each, and you can chase it with fresh naan bread from the clay tandoor oven and some rice. Be sure to bring your Urdu translation book. Squeeze that lemon wedge on there- you’ll be glad you did- and take advantage of the raw onion slices and yogurt raita too, and make yourself a nice sandwich. Just don’t go on a date afterward. While kebab houses are a dime a dozen in this town, I’ve found this place to be consistently the best among many I’ve tried, during my workaday lunch breaks with my Pakistani colleague who has been to them all.

The question of which steak is the best in New York has caused families to break apart, about 6,000 divorces and nearly started another international war. I’ve been lucky to feast on some of the best cuts of meat at the unanimously high-rated steakhouses: Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn, Christo’s in Queens for the Greek touch, and the Strip House on 12th Street where it was chased down by a ridiculously delicious red wine made by the folks at Rothschild. However those of you who know about my Brazil trip will probably have been told repeatedly that the steak they eat down there is at least several notches above any of those, but it’s worth noting that the expensive Churrascaria Plataformas in Midtown or Tribeca do not even come close to matching up to the real McCoy. I would stake my claim, and even raise the stakes by declaring the best steak value in New York City is the lowly skirt steak with chimichurri sauce available at the South American joint, Boca Chica on 1st and 1st for less than $20. This cute little spot will cook it for you medium-rare, as it should be, and slice it up on a large combo plate with rice, a rich black bean stew, a cabbage and red radish salad with just the right amount of dressing, and the famed South American chimichurri sauce, a green and sour chunky salsa with a predominantly parsley kick. Pour it all over the place. Try and surmise how the massive plate is scraped clean in 4.23 minutes, on average.

I hope you enjoyed my food blog. Yes it’s true I was obsessed by the politics for a bit too long, and none of you below the age of 37 read any of it anyway. Speaking of politics, I should give a shout out to my friend, Nick Pai, a foodie and chef in his own right, who introduced me to both Pho Bang and Boca Chica. We may be polar opposites when it comes to politics, but we have sat down together at the tables of deliciousness on many an occasion. How’s that for reaching across the aisle?

Buon Appetit for now—-